Sorry it's been so long. I spent the July 4th weekend at my uncle's camp on the Tickfaw River, and there was no internet access. I've been home for a week now, but kinda got used to not being on the computer.
I went down to Baton Rouge on the Tuesday before the Fourth. I met Cara, who was in from California, and we kidnapped the most adorable nephew ever [even though he really needs a haircut]. We went and visited my cousin Jill, and spent two hours watching JP and Kate play with each other. It was adorable, and would become a theme for the whole weekend. Tuesday night we took pictures with the entire family in Pride. Then, Cara and I went and met some of her high school classmates for dinner, which was cool since I went to school with most of them until fourth grade. I just sat there and drank. Cara got mad because when I got home I posted a message on facebook that I felt dumber because I had hung out with a bunch of RHS grads. Everybody else took it as a joke. Hopefully one day Cara's funny bone will fully develop and she will understand sarcasm (although this may be more properly characterized as sardonicism) as a means of making people laugh.
On Wednesday morning Cara and I got packed up and ready for the lake, including making trips to two different grocery stores in search of Mike's Hard Lemonade. We (she) ended up buying a lot of liquor, just to be on the safe side -- rum, vodka, margarita, beer -- and very little went to waste. Between Wednesday and Friday afternoon we were joined by Nanny and Uncle Be, Jill, Eric and Kate, Jacob, Charmin, Lisa, Brandon and JP, and Mom and Dad. We ate good food and drank and went fishing and boating and swimming and floating. Nobody was in a hurry to do anything, except Brandon, who wanted to pop fireworks as soon as he woke up on Saturday morning. He and Eric eventually go to put on quite a show, and Jacob showed his ass. Watching the toddlers (JP, 25 months and Kate, 19 months) interact was the highlight of the days. Even cleaning up with Jill on Sunday morning while everyone else slept was kinda fun.
We left Livingston Parish Sunday morning, and Cara left Monday afternoon after a nice meal with the whole fam at Walk-Ons. I headed back north that evening, and everything has been pretty normal since then. I'm looking forward to another quiet week. I.m making hot dogs and chili tonight for the Homerun Derby, since I have a meeting tomorrow for the All-Star game.